Tuesday, March 15, 2016

Fifty Shades and Eleven Minutes: An Analogy

More than a month ago, everybody (especially my lady friends) seemed excited, no that is underrated, ECSTATIC will be the word with a rumored upcoming movie that will give life to a bestselling controversial book. My facebook feeds were flooded with a fanmade movie trailer with an overly provocative plot of a college graduate and an executive hunk.In an instant, curiosity killed the cat in me.

I searched for a free e-book download but found none. Until, I saw an instagram post of a Filipino actress sporting a hardcopy of the book Fifty Shades of Grey. I was so curious that I, out of the normal, bothered to read up the comments. A certain fan, posted that she had already read the trilogy and that she would be willing to give out the website where you could download an e-book. And you already know what happened after.  The books got the hang out of me. Finally!



In just a matter of ONE month, I finished the trilogy by E.L. James: Fifty Shades of Grey, Fifty Shades Darker. Fifty Shades Freed. And by all means, I was kind of proud of myself, I am no longer left behind from the fad. But what did those books tried to tell me? That love exist. Of course, we all know that. If I were to give a review, the book would be rated 6/10. Nothing mind boggling. with some fairy tale concept where a simple lass ran over a young tycoon who has everything. It would be perfect for one who's bored to get out of bed everyday. For me, what made these trilogy more intriguing was the explicit touch of sexuality particularly in the fields of SADISM and MASOCHISM, where, in my opinion, RARE in our literature. As far as I know, nobody dared to talk about it without any vagueness than the author. It was just so ironic that when I made a research regarding the book it was actually developed from the Twilight series.

After what seem a very erotic read of which I admittedly skipped some delicate parts that I can no longer imagine what was happening, a friend gave me a copy of an e-book of same category. However, this time, it is written by a well known and very respected author in the person of Paolo Coelho. The book, though not so revealing of it's true topic, is entitled "Eleven Minutes". It is a story of a prostitute who sought self realizations in life, sufferings, pleasure, loneliness, light, spirituality, sexuality and love in a country very far, geographically and socially, from hers. What made me think that it is with same category as the Fifty trilogy is the fact that it boldly brought about the topic of sexuality. Rare in the  literature.



Between the two, the second one stand out for its philosophical touch. Coelho's is rather profound than the Fifty. The focus of the story is not on sexuality but on the character's life experiences and reflections. Something thought provoking and made you giggle at the same time. With both authors, it is rightfully a no-brainer to choose Coelho. Experience wise, his works are out of art and not of fad.

The Making Of A Wicked Step Mother


It had been almost eight long years since I lost my mother. The pressures has always been on me since I am the eldest but this latest "thing" is just plainly unbearable!

My Dad is already 57 and he thinks of remarrying as saying goodbye to a lonely life after me and my brother will gonna say hi to marriage life. (See, that's the disadvantage of having few children!)

And here comes the "thing", an ex-girlfriend of my Dad resurrected, just recently after having almost two years of long distance relationship with my Dad. She was a DH from Kuwait, or perhaps she still is right now. (I don't want to know)

THE PRESENTS

December 16, 2011 when she came at our house all the way from Kuwait. And she had with her truckloads of what seems to be "mga patapon na bagay" of her amo there. Imagine, she had with her jealousy glass windows and like 4 or 5 pieces of removed floor tiles? Well, that isn't everything cause she has lots and lots of things in her gigantic coffin looking trunks. From smelly packs of overly elongated rice to I don't wanna describe and won't even produce any bubble type of detergent powder. She has those. Alright, I honestly don't anything against everything she brought with her from her Lebanese employer 'cause I admit I appreciated the things she gave me ---- branded scarves, lots and lots of extra large sized sanitary napkins, a set of cheap make up kit, a fake silver necklace that caused rashes on my boyfriend's neck, expired chocolates, and the last two that I really like:






She actually said that I would get an Escada but I was surprised 'cause she gave this. Weeks later, I sensed she wanted it back 'cause I really should have the Escada, oh well, I just ignored her. This Versace is so good.



Another one is this,

I only got the shimmer stick that smells so good and so unique and the lotion. Perhaps, she has the perfume. But I don't care. The stick is so convenient to carry with me. I could even fit it into a satchel.

Anyways, with the two I mentioned, I realized that she really doesn't have an entirely BAD as in baduy taste after all.

Weeks passed when she was at home, she cooked for us and I sensed that my Dad was really happy. And we as children felt that we might as well be happy.

THE AMPALAYA

As I mentioned she cooked for us. And yes she did. And all I can say they taste real damn bad. Imagine a platter of Ampalaya with egg looks like a platter of limp brown ampalaya with the eggs I can no longer find and with the taste that is so disgustingly sour. Of course, the ampalaya straightly goes to the trash. And this situation repeatedly happened for about a month, until I frankly told my Dad that her "Ampalaya Menu" should never be considered in this house.

My Dad finally got the guts to confront her and to our dismay, nagalit ang lola mo! She berserk-ed all day long and ayaw na nyang kumain. You won't eat, we didn't care! From that day on, we always hear saying: "I don't like it when people tell me what to do and not what to do.", "I had an enemy before I really confronted her and kicked her on the face.", and so many other statements that poses threat if we go against her. Tsk!

THE PLOT AGAINST MY LATE MOM

It was January 19, 2012. My Daddy took a leave from work and decided to pack things up and leave for Bohol with my, you know, soon-to-be Wicked Step Mother (or let's call her WSM). Now, this was the very first time that I opened up to my sister in law the things that I noticed with WSM. And to my surprise, she affirmed everything I said. And that's the time that she too opened up something regarding WSM whenever me and my Dad were away for work. Things like, WSM spoke sweeter to my 1 year-old nephew only when we are around, that she only stayed in her room the whole day if she choses not to wander around the neighborhood, and what was more annoying was that she took her food inside her room and ate alone. She's completely a lunatic! And then there was this something my sis-in-law shared with me that had completely put my anger way too far. My aunt, as in my father's sister, told my sis in law about what WSM said about my late mother, that she was lazy, that she was a nagger, and that she spends the whole day out para magchismis. Oh my! Was she describing herself? And WSM also told a story when my brother allegedly hit my Mom long ago and pointed out that maybe there were things my Mom have never offered my brother the reason why it happened. What was she thinking, what benefit could she ever get from saying these things against my mother? Hello??? She's dead. My point is, RESPECT. How could you not respect the dead? In the first place, she haven't got to know my mother personally. This woman is terribly CRAZY, I thought. And the wedding, if that was ever to happen, I must STOP it!

THE SUPPOSED WEDDING

I could not sleep that first night when they went to Bohol to be married. So early that morning after I muster the words that I must say to my father to tell him how wicked his bride-to-be must be, I carefully composed a super long SMS (3/3 I think). I told him maybe they are just in a rush to call it "I do", maybe he needs to weigh things some more and observe this kind of woman he would marry. I waited for a reply. But nothing came until I arrived at the office. To my relief, my dad finally replied, "Yes, I think I have to think this over." Oh thank heavens!And then there was call, and my Dad asked for my opinion and how I had been acting so disapproving about his pending matrimony. I told him what i knew and I was surprised by his reaction. He wasn't oblivious at all. In fact, he said he actually noticed all of those things and that I had sensed some kind of relief. Something like I-knew-it-there-was-something-wrong-with-this-woman kind of feeling.

Three days after, they were home, and Dad firmly said "NO" to that damned wedding. THANK HEAVENS! He said, however, that the wedding could wait. It will still happen, but at least not now.

WAGED WAR

We thought life would be on a hush from then on, but we were wrong. The MONSTER awoke. Her trips in the neighborhood had been longer and more frequent, as well as the negative talks about our family - that she allegedly brought with her Php 2 MILLION which she asked Dad to keep, that she married Dad in Bohol, that my sister in law had been very wicked, that I had been with a robber and all sorts of concocted stories involving each one of us in the family!

When Dad was away for work and she chose to stay at home, she'd stay inside their room the whole day and would be out only to get some food. Now tell me, who, in their right mind and etiquette, will do something like that???!!!

THE EGG

VICTORY